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A good thing is easy, let alone a bad thing.

Despite this, although we see millions of messages flooding into our spam collection every hour, we still find ourselves interested in occasional messages.

We probably shouldn’t say anything that sounds a bit positive about any of them, but sometimes it’s hard to resist the idea, “This must be today’s spam.”

We have a guy from Ukraine (non-smoker, non-drinking, type O blood) trying to sell part of his liver.

The Beatles fan Graham was provided with each Beatles number (no pun intended) and stuffed into a DVD to let him enjoy listening.

A rugby expert from the BBC once tweeted to see if we want to lose a few pounds (weight and cash, no doubt). Obviously, acai is the first choice.

This is today's one, from a lovely girl seeking a Skype contact:

You are interested in the machine, please reply to our email for more detailed information.

Please add our Skype: *********, I am a lovely girl.

The attachment is exactly what you expect from a lovely girl named New Model, who wants to sell welders via Skype:

A sturdy small MMA welding machine is half the price of IGBT-based equipment, or so they say.

Half price, why not buy two?

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I don't know how to solder, but she is really brazen!

I am very interested. I want to solder my inbox off.

This is the beginning of a great story arc... who knows? If it goes all the way to marriage, "With this ring, I will weld it for you."